Such things that occur to me….

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I came up with this (why won’t any of you find this surprising?) on a relatively dull day at work last week.

ASS-trophy: adjective, describing that unique sensation that occurs when you’ve been sitting for so long that you feel as if you’ve developed a flat spot on your buttocks. May be used to describe a very boring lecture, movie, etc. i.e. “Man, that lecture was a serious asstrophy!” as the description of the sensation is sufficient to convey the relative dullness and/or length of the presentation in question.

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