Not Exactly Balm For The Ego

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 7:35 am

First I’m compared to the Tick, and now this:

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I’m with YakBoy; I think the ridiculous number of edged weapons and blunt instruments in the house should have counted for more. Plus if the alignment test is right, I’m somewhat low on brains, and therefore culinarily less desirable.

8 Responses to “Not Exactly Balm For The Ego”

  1. Shawn Says:

    Wow I never thought of Abraham Lincoln, Sherlock Holmes and Captain Picard as stupid. By the way… Follow me if you want to live i gots me a good zombie basing score. HA!

  2. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Wow, what about The Tick? He’s a total lummox. He’s the one I was thinking of when I mentioned The Tick.

    And the phrase is “come with me if you want to live”. 😛

  3. Shawn Says:

    No I changed it to “follow me” after a lot of deep thought, I figured the last thing a poor thirty-four percenter like your self needs during a zombie attack is the fear that I am challenging you to some odd man-o-a-man-o challenge involving rhythm.

  4. Gavin Says:

    Huh, turns out I’m 79%

  5. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Wow. Well, you were always more committed to the whole survivalism thing than me. Plus you have the Alpacas for clothing, meat and, um, self defense. Alpacas spit acid, don’t they?

    And I can only assume that you have a lavish emergency food store. 😉

  6. Uncle Andrew Says:

    By the way, Shawn: I have been specifically forbidden by my wife from responding to your last comment on this post. Sorry. ❗

  7. Shawn Says:

    Your wife is a very wise woman, I wish I drank so I could use that as an excuse for such an icky comment, ummm my mind was warped from drinking acidic Alpaca spit, erp that did not help but it was supposed to, now I AM BLUSHING…ummm….. My head is hung in shame I will keep those kinds of comments to Rimshots inflate-a-date parties. Ahhh I keep digging the hole deeper, I will be quiet now. 😳

  8. Uncle Andrew Says:

    Thanks so much for the mental image of you french-kissing an Alpaca. It’s a bitch to get vomit off a 20 inch LCD, lemmetellyou.

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