I’m Only Happy When It Rains

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 8:46 am

Los Angeles has received thirty-three-and-a-half inches of rain this year so far. Seattle has received about five.

Fucking Angelinos! We need our Spring rain, give it back! We need it so our power companies can sell you guys electricity in the summer and then jack up our rates due to the shortfall!

And what do we get from you in return? We can’t drink all these homicidal motorists you keep sending us, you know! I can’t water my plants with black Jettas and upraised middle fingers!

*Sigh* Okay, okay, I’m sorry. All this sunshine in February is giving me the screaming hee-haws.

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