This Just In….
Uncle Andrew
A few days ago our friend Gavin asked for our mailing address, which I of course provided.
Today, what should arrive in the mail but this:
Of course not, thank you, I will treasure it always….you fucking psycho. 😉
In case it’s not evident from the picture, that’s a teeny, tiny can of Spam that he included with the letter. Probably a piece of doll furniture, given what I know of his wife’s hobbies. It’s now up on the shelf with my other collectible Spam cans. (Yes, I have collectible Spam cans. Instead of children.)
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