Brief Roomination

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 11:13 am

I’ve been really busy lately, but I have a quick existential question for y’all before I take off for work:

If you are on the phone with your mail-order pharmacy, and you are waiting on hold to place an order, and the song they have chosen to play as their hold music is Jim Croce’s “Time in a Bottle“….are you still alive? Or have you instead died while waiting on hold, and this is your eternal punishment in the underworld?

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