4/1/2005

No Fools For You

Uncle AndrewUncle Andrew
Filed under: @ 8:50 am

Sorry Folks, but in case you were waiting in breathless anticipation, let me cool your fevered brow; I’m not planning on posting some high-larious April Fool’s jest on my blog.

Truth is, I hate April Fool’s Day. I consider cheap pranks designed to “gotcha” someone by targeting their vulnerabilities to be the lowest form of humor, slithering around in the effluent alongside racial jokes. And the fact is, I tend to be extremely na├»ve and trusting, so I’m usually the butt of these things. Which probably goes a long way toward explaining why I so dislike them.

So I’m afraid you’ll have to look elsewhere for your April First jollies. And if you have any of your own planned, please leave me out of them. (I’m talking to you, Steve!)


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